Today’s 日本語

Person in monkey costume hanging from tree

猿も木から落ちる (さる も き から おちる)

You can have done something a thousand times. Easily mastering it with your eyes closed, hands behind back, spinning plates.

Go to impress someone with it and mess it up so royally you have to move town, change your name, burn your finger prints off with battery acid.

Don’t Worry, as the old saying goes “even monkeys fall from trees”


Today’s 日本語 JPN ABBR.

Japanese has many contracted words. Anything that can be said shorter and easier is stripped down to its bare bones.

for example;

Odawara Express Electric Railway, 小田原急行電鉄 Odawarakyuukoudentetsu becomes 小田急 Odakyu

The immigration office, 入国管理局 Nyuukokukanrikyoku  becomes 入管 Nyukan

Toshiba is a contraction of “Tokyo Shibaura”, and Nissan is a contraction of “Nippon Sangyo”.

Most borrowed words are shortened to create;

anime アニメ animēshon アニメーション animation
dejikame デジカメ dejitaru kamera デジタルカメラ digital camera
depāto デパート depātomento sutoa デパートメント・ストア department store
eakon エアコン ea kondishonaa エアコンディショナー air conditioner
famikon ファミコン famirī konpyūtā ファミリーコンピューター family computer (Nintendo)
famiresu ファミレス famirī resutoran ファミリーレストラン family restaurant
konbini コンビニ konbiniensu sutoa コンビニエンス・ストア convenience store
puroresu プロレス purofesshonaru resuringu プロフェッショナル・レスリング professional wrestling
rabuho ラブホ rabu hoteru ラブホテル love hotel
rimokon リモコン rimōto kontorōrā リモートコントローラー remote control
terebi テレビ terebijon テレビジョン TV (television)
toire トイレ toiretto トイレット toilet

Today’s 日本語

ABC! easy as 123! NOPE!

Japanese has a very specific way of counting and everything from paper to people to trees have their own way of being counted.

Here are a few,

People take the suffix ~ nin (人)

一人 hitori  二人 futari  三人 san nin  四人 yo-nin  五人 go-nin

animals and insects are ~hiki (匹)

一匹 ippiki  二匹 nihiki 三匹 sanbiki  四匹 yonhiki  五匹 gohiki

Birds and rabbits* use ~wa (一羽)

一羽 ichiwa 二羽 niwa 三羽 sanwa  四羽 yonwa 五羽 go wa

bound objects like books, magazines and gimps take ~ satsu (冊)

一冊 issastu 二冊 nisatsu 三冊 sansatsu 四冊 yonsatsu 五冊 gosatsu

flat objects such as paper, tickets, bills and empty plates use ~mai (枚)

一枚 ichimai 二枚  nimai  三枚 sanmai 四枚 yonmai 五枚 gomai

Plates of food take ~sara (皿)

一皿 hitosara  二皿 futasara 三皿 sansara 四皿 yonsara 五皿 gosara

electronic devices like phones, rice cookers and vehicles take ~dai (台)

一台  ichidai  二台  nidai 三台  sandai 四台  yondai 五台  godai

long things are hon (本) (the kanji means origin………….rude)

一本 ippon  二本  nihon 三本 sanbon  四本 yohon 五本 gohon


* the reason that rabbits take the bird counter instead of the animal one is that back back in time religious laws banned eating meat from land animals, but fish and birds were OK. Rabbits, with their long ears could be “mistaken for birds”


Japanese has 3 alphabets.
Hiragana which are the rounded style symbols あいうえお. Kanji which are the chinese symbols 亜井卯絵男. Katakana which are the sharper symbols used for spelling borrowed words アイウエオ

I have alway found it strange however that the word tobacco is spelt with the hiragana alphabet.

今日の日本語 Today’s Japanese

Tongue twisters You may have mastered Hiragana and Katakana but trying to link them together and make your words sound fluent and flowing is hard.Japanese pronunciation uses very little inflection and is very flat. its always good to practice out loud. Here are some great Japanese tongue twisters to help you. となりのきゃくはよくかきくうきゃくだ (tonari no kyaku wa yoku kaki kuu kyaku da) The customer next to me eats kaki very well. -or- なまむぎなまごめなまたまご (nama mugi nama gome nama tamago) Fresh barley, fresh rice, fresh eggs -or- よりどりみどりきみどりさつきみどり (yori dori midori kimidori satsuki midori) “yori dori” is used when there is many of something to choose from. kimidori is yellow green Satsuki Midori was a singer in the 60s. Happy Japanesing!

今日の日本語 p(^_^)q Today’s Japanese.

Nobody is pretending that Japanese is an easy language to learn.

Take the verb ‘to wear’ for example.
In English you wear trousers, you wear a T shirt and you wear a hat.
The Japanese like to mix it up a little.

To wear trousers you would use 履く (haku)

To say you will wear a t shirt you would need the verb 着る (kiru)

For a hat it would be 被る (kaburu. Another use of this verb is to suffer, hat hair?)

Accessories use the verb 着ける (same kanji as above but said tsukeru)

Rings are 嵌める (hameru. The old verb for make love, I’ll leave the visual up to you)

Taking off is a little easier, tops and bottoms are 脱ぐ (nugu).
Hats, scarves and gloves are 取る (toru).
And accessories are 外す (hazusu)

So there you have it, enjoy putting on and taking off your clothes.

Happy Japanesing!